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Luke Skywalker the Whiny Farmboy

Scott Manning
October 8, 2003 | Comments (32)

lukeskywalker-farmboy.gifLet's face it, people: Luke Skywalker is the dumbest character in the entire Star Wars series. I'm not talking about the newer releases, because then there would be a tie with Jar Jar Binks. I'm talking about the original Star Wars Trilogy and Luke is definitely the lamest.

I'm still baffled as to how Vader could have birthed such dweeb.

Think about all the characters in the Star Wars series. There is a cult following for virtually every one of them: Leia, Vader, R2-D2, and especially Han Solo. Even the characters with a few lines are loved: Boba Fett, the Emperor, and that blue guy in Jabba's palace.

When you're sitting in a group of Star Wars fans, ask them who their favorite character is. I guarantee you that none of them will say, "Luke". Sure, there is one fan club for Luke with a total of 18 members. If you disagree with any of this, feel free to make the count a whopping 19.

Tolerating the whiny farmboy
Luke definitely has the most annoying lines and can bitch more than a guy on death row. Mark Hamill fits the part perfectly with the constant complaining. "Yoda, I don't have time for this. It's impossible. Why did Ben have to die? Oh, what are we going to do now?"

Bitch, moan, and grip!

Sadly, Luke is pretty much the center of the entire series. We've all learned to tolerate this whining farmboy, but why? We sure as hell didn't tolerate Jar Jar. There was such an uprising from Star Wars fans that Jar Jar mysteriously had a very small part in Episode II (Although Lucas denies that he did this for the fans). Why didn't this happen back in the late seventies? Is it because there was no Internet to rally the troops?

I don't know and don't care. But I believe today we can start a fresh movement to motivate George Lucas to make some changes to the original Star Wars series. He hasn't yet crystallized them on DVD, so there is time for him to make some needed changes. There are plenty of characters who could have been given much more exposure in the films. Of course, something will have to suffer and leaving out any scene with Luke Skywalker should be fine with everyone.

Who would you like to see more of in the movies? Vader? Jabba? Boba Fett?

Personally, I'd love to hear some more trash-talking from Han Solo. That scoundrel knows how to woo the ladies while looking out for number one - himself. But whatever gets the most hype, I'm willing to get behind in hopes of seeing less of Luke.

So consider this page the Official "Who Would You Like to See More of in Place of Luke in the Original Star Wars movies?" page. If we can bring up a similar uprising against Luke as we did against Jar Jar, maybe Lucas will make some changes (Not because of public opinion, of course).

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Comments (32):
1) Posted by: Mo
October 8, 2003 1:24 PM

How can ANYONE like the little goody-two-shoes? You never like the really good guy. Look at Indiana Jones. He was awesome because he was much like Han Solo, a scoundrel looking out for his own hide.

Though to be honest, I found C3-PO even more annoying than Luke. I was personally overjoyed to see the Stormtroopers blast his ass in ESB. That's also why in Star Wars Galaxies, I feel an uncontrollable urge to bow the hell out of any protocol droid.


2) Posted by: Canttor
October 8, 2003 2:45 PM

You're lost. Luke Skywalker is the perfect protagonist because he was that annoying. Vader didn't want to kill him because he was a threat to anything ... He was embarrassed of him... Now the plot makes sense. "I sense something, a presence I've not felt since..." ... damn, that annoying kid of mine is back. "Your thoughts betray you father. I feel the good in you. The conflict." ... Yeah, for the good of the galaxy, slice and dice him ... So Vader is evil because he didn't whack Luke.


3) Posted by: z
December 20, 2003 7:24 PM

Everyone who watches Star Wars loves Han Solo because that's how they'd LIKE to act. The sad truth, however, is that Luke is closer to how we really act.


4) Posted by: Debbie
January 10, 2004 9:52 PM

I simply can't believe how anyone would say such attrocities about Luke. For crying out loud, give him a chance and he'll prove himself worthy of being the main character in Star Wars. I have to admit he started a little whiny in the first movies but we have seen him mature into one of the greatest jedi that ever lived. Forget his past whining and take a deeper look at his better qualities. He's loyal, smart, brave, determined, he learns pretty damn fast (don't forget the jedi training used to start from six months of age until adulthood, and yet he completed it in a lot less than a year), he can understand his feelings and he has self control, among other things. Plus he's really damn cute! So instead of asking for anyone else, you should ask to see a lot more about him being the bad ass he is.


5) Posted by: mike
February 14, 2004 5:14 AM

Have you ever thought thats what uncle Lucas wanted? A farmboy wishing to grow up suddenly is thrown to the winds to grow up over night. Mark Hammil was perfect since he was in his early 20's.

Bah, I find your lack of faith disturbing.


6) Posted by: Indiana Matt
February 17, 2004 10:37 PM

Well, let's consider this. THE SIDEKICK USUALLY IS MORE POPULAR THAN THE HERO. With a few exceptions, like Indiana Jones, the hero is never as popular as his goofy or witty sidekick. (Come to think of it, Short Round did kinda steal the show from Indy in Temple of Doom) Except for Jar Jar, who is an annoying piece of Bantha poodoo. Exqueese mesa while I blow your head off, Jar Jar. THEN try and say "Dis bombad".


7) Posted by: Hope
February 29, 2004 6:00 AM

Come on! Luke is MY favourite character (and several my friends`) ever since I saw Star Wars for the first time. So what if we don`t put our voices into any of the Internet fan listing? I always go for a main hero.


8) Posted by: Luthe
March 16, 2004 5:51 PM

Hello? Anybody home? Y'all have something seriously wrong with you! OK, I realize that in ANH, Luke is a bit whiney, but he matures! Everybody has to mature at some point, and once he matured, he became the most sensitive, cute, and perfect Jedi ever! In my opinion, anyone who thinks Luke is a "whiny farmboy" needs HELP.
~An adoring fan of LUKE~


9) Posted by: Ana
March 22, 2004 7:29 PM

Yeah, I agree with all that you point out about Luke's bad qualities. But that's what makes him so endearing!


10) Posted by: Jade
April 8, 2004 9:13 AM

Ah! How can you say that? I love Luke and that´s it!


11) Posted by: Paige
May 26, 2004 11:15 PM

I think Luke was the best to ever live I still mastuerbate to those movies in hope that if I eat enought halluciniginc mushrooms he will appear in an astral state anf make sweet hot love upon my futon make of newspaper . You should seriously consider , my Favorite toy is the light-vibrator I always end up saying somthing like " OH LUKE YOUR FORCE IS WITH ME!!! "


12) Posted by: cheeseyfett
August 4, 2004 4:44 PM

Luke is suck a whiney little prick.I personaly whould like to see more Boba.


13) Posted by: OhNoFangirl
May 27, 2005 10:18 PM

Well think of it this way; Mark Hamill's acting is way better than Hayden's, that's for sure.

Sorry, but I'm going to have to disagree. I love Luke. I guess you can add me as member 19 to the other "lame asses" who like him. (rolls eyes). Btw, thanks for adding those fine ass pics of Mark Hamill to this article. He's old now but I wouldn't mind getting me a piece of that if I were around in the late '70s.


14) Posted by: Daniella_mami_chulo
June 9, 2005 8:42 PM

i dont really care- LUKE IS FYNEEE!
And so is hayden (anakin) they both maddd cute and i wanna throw it @ dem... DAMN


15) Posted by: Chealsea
June 13, 2005 5:24 PM

oh my! luke is a great lookin boy! i want to fuck him hard!!! And he isnt whinyy


16) Posted by: nicky
June 28, 2005 11:43 AM

luke is not whiny. think about it his guardians had been killed, he's thrown into this life he doesnt understand and hes naturally confused. Once Luke learns the way of the force he becomes a much stronger character and he's much more sure of himself. Luke is a great character, he may not be out there wooing all the girls and covered in muscles. But he's a hero in his own way. His character is great cause after all he is only human. Oh and you can add me to the Luke fan club, he's a great character, good looking and he knows how to use a lightsaber!!!


17) Posted by: luke
July 27, 2005 4:28 PM

fukin muppet.. Lets all bitch about a film character cause I'm so fukin lame I got nuffin better to do than sit typin a load of shite.. Get a fukin life u carrot.


18) Posted by: Boba Fett
July 31, 2005 1:02 AM

I sort of respect Luke because i'm a Boba Fett fan.In a comic I read Luke killed Boba and it wasn't with winning.


19) Posted by: Boba Fett
July 31, 2005 1:04 AM

You are right Luke didn't kill Boba Han did.


20) Posted by: Luke Skywalker
July 31, 2005 7:47 PM

Who are all of you to judge Luke.I bet if you all freakin fought him you would be lucky enough to come out alive and with an arm too.Who beat Vader,who became a jedi in only 3 years,who destroyed the Death Star,who knew how to use a lightsaber without training,who defeated the Rancor without weapons after everyone else died.Oh and if you forgot if Luke hadn't risked his life Han freakin Solo would still be a freakin statue.


21) Posted by: Mrs Luke Skywalker
August 13, 2005 12:20 AM

O mY Gawd Luke is sooooo sexAy! and man... i want him in my pants.

LOOK ME IN THE EYE AND SAY YOU WOULDN'T WANT TO BOUNCE THAT ASS.


22) Posted by: hentai
October 1, 2005 10:10 AM

Savez vous Jim Tyler?


23) Posted by: Lizzie
October 8, 2005 8:42 PM

gosh guys!!!! hello, Luke is not exactly the typical Jedi. Gosh, take a look at his freakin' accomplishments!! my gosh. how would u like it if i started bashin' Boba Fett? huH?? Luke is an awesome character, actually ties for my fave in the original trilogy. By the way, excuse me for bringing this to light, but didn't you write another article about "not worrying about the flaws in Star Wars"? Hel-LO!!!! so what if maybe he's a bit upset in the first episode. practice what u preach and STOP COMPLAINING!!!!!!!!!!


24) Posted by: Electric Mammal
November 7, 2005 10:11 AM

Look is a tool he'd be lucky to score with an ewok. Queen Amidala ie Natalie Portman now theres some fine ass as anyone whose seen the film closer will testify


25) Posted by: andrew
December 3, 2005 9:14 PM

lukes the best i dont no wat you talking about??????? god hes the best and mark hamill is the best to play luke


26) Posted by: Kerri
December 26, 2005 4:03 AM

Luke is suppose to be THAT annoying. He whines all the time, as is so naive, you want to blow his head off. But that's just how you like him to be, irritating and adorably obnoxious. I disagree with 'if you sit with a group of Star Wars fan' saying, most of my friends hate Anakin and prefers Luke, and I can name more Luke fans than Han Solo fans. Honestly, Luke is the only protagonist I'm able to like, he's not extraordinary or anything, hell, I didn't even know why he had that much Force in him. So, learn to like Luke, cause the more annoying he is, the more lovable he becomes. Jar-Jar is just gay, let alone desperate.


27) Posted by: Vassago
January 2, 2006 11:56 PM

lmao that butthole on Luke's chin is so big he could blow his nose and wipe his ass at the same time


28) Posted by: Gabriélla
February 28, 2006 12:26 PM

i dunno wut u talkin 'bout luke is really cute,sensitive,and,well,cute!i mean,sure,he first comes off as whiny,but he matures.and his dad likes him.he's hot like his dad before him.oh,and u can add me to the luke fan club.


29) Posted by: Lily and Sarah
April 25, 2006 6:19 AM

LUKE SKYWALKER IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE HAVE ALWAYS HATED HIM AND IN WINTER WE PRINT OUT PICTURES OF LUKE AND BURN THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE IS SO GAY AND UGLY!!!!!!HOW ANYBODY LIKES HIM IS WAY BEYOND ANYBODY!HE SHOULD BE TERMINATED!


30) Posted by: Sarah
April 25, 2006 10:12 PM

Oh YES!! Luke is SO UGLY!! LAME, ADOLESCENT AND BABYISH!! Princess Leia should have a bigger part.


31) Posted by: Sarah
May 25, 2006 6:33 PM

Oh yes! Luke is still so ugly, lame, adolescent and babyish! Princess Leia should still have a bigger part!


32) Posted by: star kitty
June 11, 2006 9:02 PM

You jealous space slag :) Every girl WANT Luke Skywalker!!!


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