Phil Breid the Claw Master June 30, 2002 How many developers does it take to open an air vent? August 16, 2002 Scott's 24/7 Tech Support is closed November 5, 2002 Star Wars flaws? Get over it! November 7, 2002 Verizon, can you hear me now? NO! November 10, 2002 Why I'll never read Lord of the Rings November 13, 2002 How the Internet can improve marriage November 15, 2002 New low: Scalping Potter tickets November 16, 2002 KFC: No fake crap here! November 21, 2002 The "shortest line" in Best Buy November 30, 2002 Warranty Pushing Nazis December 8, 2002 I will never own every DVD! December 23, 2002 Compaq tech support silliness December 31, 2002 To hell with Verizon DSL January 8, 2003 To hell with Verizon DSL Part II January 10, 2003 Sending pizza to my old house January 20, 2003 To hell with Verizon DSL part III January 27, 2003 Honda protects me from stealing my own CD player January 31, 2003 Too many remotes in my life February 19, 2003 To hell with Verizon DSL part freakin' IV February 26, 2003 20 minutes makes no difference March 5, 2003 Don't ask that illegal question! March 8, 2003 Letting others shine March 19, 2003 Comcast fixes my Internet March 23, 2003 Old people and the minimum speed limit March 26, 2003 The Water Conspiracy Theory April 7, 2003 Saddam Memorabilia - Would you buy? April 11, 2003 Stupid stores don't post their Holiday hours April 21, 2003 Footmouse? Holy hell! April 25, 2003 Circuitcity.com's annoying timeout May 1, 2003 The Mullet Reloaded May 22, 2003 20% Satisfied with Kinkos June 13, 2003 Scariest Piece of Spam, Yet June 29, 2003 Kitten Murderer July 5, 2003 Prediction Proven: Bad Emails Cost Millions July 21, 2003 Why I Still Don't Own a Mac August 12, 2003 Going Wireless at San Jose Airport September 2, 2003 Insecure Wireless Networks in My Neighborhood September 9, 2003 The Plague of IM-Laziness September 18, 2003 My Five Days Without Google September 26, 2003 Stopping Pop-ups Saves Life September 29, 2003 Determining My IQ November 5, 2003 Best Buy Service Journal - 28 Days Later January 10, 2004 Time to Stop Renting VHS Tapes January 25, 2004 Microsoft to take over MikeRoweSoft.com January 26, 2004 Have you seen Scarface? December 7, 2004 I think my wife wants a TiVo December 14, 2004 What do barbers care about WWII? December 15, 2004 The truth about Amish Country December 28, 2004 How I quit losing my keys January 7, 2005 Who is Gordon Lightfoot? March 1, 2005 I am screwed without my cell phone March 2, 2005 Napster Day Three March 3, 2005 Recording wrestling does not allow me to watch wrestling March 9, 2005 Not my kind of scum May 7, 2005 iRiver's 42-Day Support Response Time June 16, 2005 Nice Flip-flops July 7, 2005 Internet Explorer is losing dominance over this site July 11, 2005 If every store served me like the Men's Warehouse... July 13, 2005 Seven Habits of Highly Engineered People July 21, 2005 Being a Dallas fan in Philadelphia is not easy July 30, 2005 Banning the word "what" August 1, 2005 Xbox 360 remote control goes cutting edge August 3, 2005 Google Desktop has exposed me August 9, 2005 My Verizon-free Life September 7, 2005 DVR allows me to watch crappy TV September 21, 2005 Guns are fun September 28, 2005 Nothing is more important than a Harry Potter Ringtone October 4, 2005 Worst Dressed at the Renaissance Faire October 20, 2005 I was tempted by the Xbox 360 three times! January 13, 2006 Statute of Limitations for Movie Plots January 20, 2006 Scottmanning.com restricted by Wilmington Trust February 22, 2006 Coworker properly watches calories February 23, 2006 United Airlines Flight assaulted by bird-strike February 28, 2006 Wearing a Dallas jersey at work March 7, 2006 Uber Hotel Security June 22, 2006 Breaking into my house without breaking a window July 15, 2006 Where I was on September 11th September 10, 2006 Digital Thoughts on Traveling Through Austria December 14, 2006 Bush flip-flops on Terrorist Surveillance Program January 17, 2007 This site is blocked in Communist China August 1, 2007